Nursery Rhymes Essay

So here I am, really scared and nervous, hardly heres a closed book my mum told me, adults are just as anxious talking in public, the trick is to picture anyone in clown suits my Apas red nose really suits her.Hmm, my speech is supposed to be humorous and as a 6 year old nothing is more hilarious as old babys room rhymes I mean can you really picture a huge egg perched on a wall, and why on earth did the king rate his army to help humpty when maybe a chef wouldve done instead. Again, why on earth was the king involved? Then you get insy wincy, for being a roamer he wasnt a very bright spark. He firstly climbed up a water spout.. lets see, cloudy day, water sprout..rain..light bulb..tingbut no, he goes and climbs up the spout. Again next time use the wall, he must have been a male, duh.. We pass the old age home every day on our way to school. I always feel sorry for these poor people I mean how can people leave their mommas there. But then I think about the old women who live d in a shoe.. Now thats really sad, sure do expect its a really big shoe. Nursery rhymes are really silly, but if you cant beat them join them.Theres my recitalThere was an old womanwho lived in a shoe.The place was disgustingand smelled like pee-eweThe windows were drafty.The roof was a leaker.But thats what you getWhen you live in a sneaker.Humpty Dumpty sat in a tree.Humpty Dumpty got stung by a bee.He fell out and hit his head,and now he thinks his name is Fred.The tighty-whity spider went down the waterslide.Got a water wedgie halfway down the ride.Jumped up and screamed and ran around in pain.Now the tighty-whity spider will not do that again.